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The garment-dyed cotton body wears in gently, so the printed alien sketch and handwritten caption—“This is my human suit”—feels like something you’ve owned for years. Lightweight but substantial, the relaxed cut drapes easily over layers or stands alone as a casual statement. Wear it to late-night meetups, small shows, or while hunting for meteor showers—this shirt settles into your rotation and sparks smiles without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, long-lasting feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for vintage texture and muted color\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42136711954507,"sku":"21128550699566392488","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42136711987275,"sku":"25306880441275409833","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":42136712020043,"sku":"15903537477418087894","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 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