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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A soft, garment-dyed cotton tee that pairs vintage art with minimalist, modern lines. The front features a muted portrait interrupted by vertical bars and the understated caption “Not Impressed,” giving the shirt a quietly sardonic edge. It wears like a lived-in favorite — the heavyweight knit and relaxed cut make it comfortable for long days, while the garment-dyed finish adds subtle depth to the color. This shirt slips into casual wardrobes for people who appreciate artful irony and low-key statements: wear it to gallery nights, slow weekends, or when you want your outfit to do the talking without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, textured color\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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